1. You go to his basement for a movie. The date is going good if you have your first date in his basement watching DVDs while you chit chat. It's better than being in a theatre because you can talk.
2. He pays for everything and takes you on a yacht! It's smooth sailing if he takes you on a yacht your first date. If he takes you on a yacht it means 2 things: you will have fun, and he's loaded. And you're gonna be loaded soon too, because he's got the yacht full of expensive wine and he doesn't give a fuck if you drink 3 bottles of it, because he's got lots of money. He thinks it's funny.
3. You're good in bed. It's a great first date if you give him mind blowing sex, because guys don't get that very often. Don't worry about him not calling /respecting you and all that bullshit. He will. Here (throws book at you called "Sex Tips For Straight Women From a Gay Man"). If you apply the principles in this book you will have him wrapped around your proverbial dick and you will be in control of the relationship. If he can't bear the thought of not having sex with you, then it means you probably had mind blowing sex and that's a good date.
4. You get pregnant. It's a great first date if you end up with child. Time to start the wedding planning!
Thursday, July 3, 2008
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