Probably not, because you probably got in trouble for it. You can’t steal those kinds of things. I’ve written a book called ‘Klepto’s Guide To Ethical Shoplifting’ that allows people who suffer kleptomania to still shoplift but not get in trouble for the things they steal. With the advice from this book, you still get the rush from shoplifting, just like you would get the rush from shooting heroine or some other drug, but you don’t suffer the effects. Because as anyone who has been klepto knows, it’s not about WHAT you steal, it’s about the high you get WHILE you are stealing. So for example, if you steal the little panty-hose things you put on to try on shoes, if you steal a box of those, for example, you can’t really get in trouble. The store could ask you to leave but they can’t really call the police over something like that. Plus, I use those pantyhose things, so it’s beneficial for me when I take a box of them from a shoe store. I also justify this by telling myself that most people forget to use them or are wearing socks, so they don’t need the pantyhose things to try on their shoes.
I have thousands of things you can “steal,” plus dozens of other tips you can use to improve your klepto life. Just because you have kleptomania, you shouldn’t suffer from it. I have to go steal some stuff, I’ll finish this later.
Stealing a dart board from a club is a good way to exercise your klepto impulses.
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