Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Who would YOU pick?



Question
Help answer this question below.

Who would you pick? A) Baby daddy & soul mate, but unfaithful and can't be trusted B) Unattractive guy who is perfect in every other way and worships you! C) Attractive guy who is immature and not long-term bf worthy D) Be single and lonely


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  • by Jo_ 6 minutes ago

  • God this was tuff. It was extra hard for me too becuase I'm in the exact same position. With some minor diffrences. First of all, I would pick the baby daddy and soul mate, without question. Main reason is becuase its my sons daddy, and I think its importent to have the child be with his father. Also, a soul mate is a connection that transends space and time, so he could be with another woman and still be my soul mate, that dosent really matter to me or bother me, Ive had sex with other men.

    What gets complicated tho is B. I have a B. He's a very unattractive guy who is over twice my age (Im 23 he's 52). He's ugly and he is also my teacher. Im getting my GED and this B is my teacher and is in love with me. He's also the most genrous man Ive ever met, and he loves my son who he met at the daycare once. He's an amazing man with bad breah. And a terrible dresser! Id be so embarassed to choose him. I could never bring him home to my mom and brother, or my friends. We slep to gether once and it was actually quite good, I just held my breath mostly. But I did cum, and he pulled out, which I apprecated, (unlike my soul mate!). Anyways, so maybe Id pick B, butcause I love him too.

    BUT...there's more. I also have a C. Yes, that's right. C is a very attractive guy, a 10, who also has been after me a while. He's got a kid too, and is also a millionare. I met him thru my job. He's 33, and is a total jerk. But he buys me whatever I have ever asked for and more, and he also buys things for my son, and I'm also pregnent and he thinks its his (I dont know whos it is but I let him think its his) so he bought the fetus stuff too. And me stuff. He bought me a place to live close to my sons school. And my fetus has a crib and everything for when its born. HE's playful but a big jerk, he awnsers calls from girls all the time in front of me.

    I also have considerd D, but only for about a day. After a day I get too lonely and I call one of the men. I also have an D E F and maybe G but theyre not as close in the running for me to pick.

    Thanks, any input helps. I know noone's writen on here since 2009 but who knows.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Christmas: An Anorexic's Account


I'm currently finishing up my second novel, called Christmas: An Anorexic's Account. Pretty happy with it, especially given that my goal was to have it done by Christmas and I never accomplish my goals. Here's the synopsis:

Meghan is a freshman at the state university and a newly formed anorexic who is visiting home for the holidays. This story follows her throughout the day as she sneakily tries to avoid breakfast, lunch, and dinner; while at the same time documenting the trials and tribulations she goes through with her family members and her long-term boyfriend. Meghan's mother is an ex anorexic and is suspicious of Meghan's anorexia. Megan's sister Wendy is jealous and overweight. Meghan's dad is clueless. Basically every anorexic family. 

Sorry it's such a short run-down - I'm not quite done it yet so I don't really know what happens at the end. I'm trying to target the teen market, so I had to make Meghan quite immature. For example, she goes so far as to suggestively delude her pervy uncle in order to make him her ally and do things like eat the food off her plate. This obviously creates a twisted triangle of tension between Meghan, her boyfriend, and Uncle David. 

Looking forward to having it done for 2011 :)

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Top Friends Incident 101220-000067

Hi Myspace,

I went to edit my top friends today and it told me I could only have 8 top friends. I used to have 40. Indeed, I went back to my profile and only my top 8 friends were listed. Thanks for your attention to this issue.
Alison


Thanks for contacting Myspace. You can only include 8 of your friends in the Top Friends list. 
If you want to swap up the order or put your best friends forward, follow these steps:
1. hover over My Stuff (in the upper nav bar) and click Friends 
2. click Top Friends (in the blue banner) 
3. click the X by your friend's profile picture to delete them from your Top Friends
4. hover over pictures of friends you want to add to your Top Friends, click the check box on the upper left, and click Add to Top Friends (just below the Top Friends box) 
Important stuff to know:
- you can add or remove friends from your Top Friends list anytime you like 
- randomize the order of your Top Friends but clicking the "Customize - Reorder your Top Friends by dragging them into place" radio button 
- set the order you want you your Top Friends to appear in by clicking the "Randomize - Changes every time your profile page refreshes" radio button

Sincerely,
The Myspace Support team

  • myspace1@mailca.custhelp.com Edit this addressRemove this address

RE: Top Friends [Incident: 101220-000067]


This upsets me tremendously. I have a rather severe case of OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) and having 32 of my organized and meticulously thought-out top friends deleted has sent me into an extreme state of anxiety. I have called my doctor 6 times since the incident, (3 times in the past 24 hours) and will be admitted to the hospital tomorrow. Myspace was my anchor and a lot of what I lived for was in my profile. You guys have gone and blown that all away. I am in a near suicidal state now and that is why I am being admitted to the hospital.

Please consider changing the options your long-time members have in regards to their profiles.

From: myspace1@mailca.custhelp.com
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2010 08:53:51 -0800
Subject: Top Friends [Incident: 101220-000067]
myspace

Monday, December 20, 2010

Grocery List Rage



New Years Resolution

to plant more grocery lists.


Sorry, Creeps


I tried to edit my top friends and Myspace deleted all of you from my top friends! I'm only allowed to have 8 top friends now. Is myspace on fucking crack? They've gone all benjamin button devolving by the day. Soon they'll be crawling up a a vagina to degestate in a womb. I hate them, I feel like they've been taken over by some controlling force. Sorry guys, I love you all and you'll always be in the top friends in my head.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Should I just fuck with Jodi?


If I get even one comment on this from a perv, I'll write Jodi an email begging for another chance to be a topless poker dealer.

Design your Downy

Hurry up, the chronological clock is ticking, there's not much time left.

http://www.downy.com/en-CA/designyourdowny.jspx

Monday, December 13, 2010

Yeah it did, it's called Bearback

Obviously written by a fundamentalist Christian man who's done it no other way.



My Fucksmas Decorations



This is what they comprise of. The potholders I just flip over, and the towel is up for half a year anyway.





For the nativity scene I might wrap baby Jesus in my jesus discharge panties, to represent the swaddling clothes that he wore in the manger. Jesus of christmas past and Jesus of present. And by present, I mean gift. And by gift, I mean discharge.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Jesus was in my vaginal discharge

A weeping jesus appeared on my panties... I'm so thankful I always check for patterns on my dirty underwear.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Who Whore it better: Corpse



OR


This guy looked like a corpse without my glasses on

so I took a photo to see if the camera would capture the corpsiness of this Food network star.


He looks like a corpse. Actually he looks like the corpse from The Goonies.

Friday, December 3, 2010

At an Expensive Hotel...

Hmmmmmm, what to steal?

Okay.



Cinnamon stick it is. Only thing that will fit in my purse. 


I'll make a spiced chai tomorrow. Thanks Wedgewood Hotel. 



Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Telepathic Paying



I paid for my bar tab with telepathic money tonight. I feel like the bartender might have been upset at first, but it's all about karma, and the telepathic payment energy I sent him will benefit him in the end.