KFC's having a party - Come

If I knew enough cool people we'd go crash a real KFC. 

Here's a better invite.


We'll be in the back room, behind the "Just KFC" Kentucky Fried Chicken wall. 

Fuckit you know what? Their link's still not working. But you know whose is? KFC Australia. They're open, it's like 3pm there. I'm taking my BYOB KFC FB party to KFC Australia. See you there, suckos. I'll probably see Chris there, cause he follows me around and they have that tennis thing going on there. He'll be so fuckin popular. 

Dog Stalking

One of my favorite things is when I see a dog sitting in the back seat of a car like a passenger. I especially like when it's dark out and all you can see is the dog's silhouette.

This video is hopefully the first of many dog stalkings. I want to see how long I can follow a dog in a car ahead of me for. My record so far is 1:51, the length of this video (my first recorded stalk). I'd like to make it up to 2 minutes next time, bonus if I can follow the dog home and park in front of the dog's house and honk the horn for the pup.

New Years Res Support

http://www.43things.com/

Design your own Graveyard

Who wants to submit a graveyard tonight? Meeee

http://cemetery.canadagenweb.org/AB/submit.html

Hints:
Go to your local obituary. Use a combination of the first and last name listed for today's date. 
e.g. Zapisocky, Terpsy

Way to be Brilliant, 1981

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Donate him your blood and he'll donate you his chicken

Telepathic Food

I love eating telepathic food. It makes me feel skinnier. The telepathic shits that go along with that are even better.

All hail telepathic food. 

Busy Shedjewel Tomorrow

God I have a busy shedjewel tomorrow. I'm forcing myself to get up at 5:30 in the morning to make it to spin class. I wish they wouldn't shedjewel classes that early in the morning, but if that's the only thing that will fit in your shedjewel then that's all you can do. 

Then my shedjewel is gem packed with work from 8am to 8pm. Then when I get home, I've fit shaking a rattle to my baby into my shedjewel before bed. I haven't shedjeweled my bed time until 2am, so I'll have lots of room to masturbate in my shedjewel. Hopefully I don't have to reshedjewel breastfeeding in there, because I'll be drunk.

Edmonton welcomes New Year's body

The Downtown Edmonton Coroner's office welcomed its first murdered body of the year early Saturday morning.

The body of a 23 year old Somalian man is the proud owner of the gunshot wound that killed him and made him the first homicide victim of 2011 for the city and surrounding municipalities.

The floor of Papryus Restaurant & Lounge played host to the dead body, found at approximately 3am by police. This will be the first of many 2011 murders the city anticipates in the coming year. 

Unfortunately, the Edmonton killing was beat out by a similar killing in Toronto, where a man received fatal stab wounds at around 2:30 am the same night. That makes the Toronto body the New Year's body for Ontario and all of Canada.