My Super Sweet 16

My super Sweet 16 is coming up. Well, it's actually my super sweet 26, but whatever. I was thinking about having a dress designed, but I'd rather just wear my birthday suit, because it's my birthday! So we're gonna pay off the city police so that I am able to attend my birthday party naked. I'm gonna take a tank down to hastings street and round up a whole bunch of homeless people. I'm gonna feed them cake and purple kool-aid, and we're gonna roll on through the streets of downtown killing people. We get points - 2 points for squishing someone with the tank and 3 points for shooting somebody with guns that the government is supplying, and 5 points for killing somebody who swears at us or tells us to fuck off. Then we'll all die from the kool-aid! I'm actually doing Vancouver some good because now we won't have to worry about the bums and over-population for the 2010 olympics! Happy birthday to me!!!