I got a new library card last week, and low and behold, the books I took out are due today and they're still here, beside me. And I didn't read one, they just sat right there, all week. Brand new card and a late charge already.
This is my blog, it's called the Fuckhoo News. It's in response to Yahoo News, which is beginning to freak me out by how fucked it is. My myspace blog is here too, whatthehellalison.
I also do fake craigslist posts on here that usually get flagged.
Thanks for reading.