Can I just say that I have had some of the best times in the past couple weeks, with myself? There ain’t nobody I’d rather hang with, and my new motto is ‘If you can’t beat you, join you.’ And that’s what I’ve done. Next weekend I have a date at the Casino with myself. Slot machine for one, please.
(I will be wearing these like a fucker the whole time I’m sittin at my slot. What date would let me do that? Me. That’s who).