I'm experiencing 'middle pain' right under my slut tattoo on my right side. Does this mean that all my kids from my right side will be sluts and all my kids from my left side will be non-sluts?
That would actually be kind of cool if I had a kid right now and then in 18 years I could tell her she was destined to end up in Playboy because mommy had mittelschmerz right under her playboy bunny slut tattoo when she was making you.