Don't pretend, you anorexic girl

Don’t pretend. I see your little front you’ve put up. You make it look like you’re all healthy and into exercise and you love to bake for people because you’re so high energy. Well you know what? I KNOW about your secret. You like to BAKE. For OTHER PEOPLE. And you never EAT IT. Because you want everyone to be FAT and you want to make sure they get fat by baking them the most fattening, sugary, unhealthy crap you can find from the bulk bins, you cheap fraudulent bin-shopping…wait I can’t think of a name that would be insulting to an anorexic. Because you can’t call them Fat-ass or something implying they’re fat, because they know they aren’t really fat, even though they have body dysmorphic disorder most of the time. You can’t call them skinny or skeleton or anything either because they take that as a compliment. Hmmm. Uglyface? You bin-shopping uglyface.