Wednesday, February 2, 2011

You're being tryhards, Myspace

What's with the tentacles and deer heads and shit coming out of the my______ thing now? TRYHARD. I wanna see a big long dick flop outta that my______ and splooge all over my profile. If you were true to yourself, myspace, that's what you'd do. 

I get it I get it -- it's indie cute, the teenagers love it, you're trying to re-route your content to your desired audience. Heart shaped lollipops are nice, they remind me of my first year university when I licked 4 of them in a row during reading week while reading Silence of the Lambs and falling in love with Hannibal Lecter. I get it. 

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