Cleaning out my iphone, found some slutty pics

Got my son to take this for me.



Managed to get out to the club for an evening. I stayed way past midnight so I had to pay the babysitter double time. Was worth it though.

Knife Calling

Ok, knives. Ok. You want to come out, I get it.

This needed to happen

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Rene Denise: Jungle Gym 2

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Yahoo Question of the day

Sleeping Beauty Alternate Beginning Pt 2

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Writing 2's Like a Man

This is how you write 2's like a man:

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Google of the Day

Hey, Tampon Girl

I know about 1000 men who would buy tampons for you without hesitation. They're all on myspace, 50 or older, overweight, and wearing a thin white t-shirt and cheap deodorant. Most of them are in my Friends list and would drool at the opportunity to touch the outer surface of something that will be going up your vagina.

ANA Confession 28556)

I think about what a delicacy I would be for cannibals or any other animal that eats flesh. Any predator would go for me out of a pack of humans, I'd be the most enjoyable and provide the most stored energy until their next meal. Animals or cannibals eating other humans caught (if there were any) would move over to my body like hyenas, cause I'd taste better cause I'm fattier. I picture them devouring my fatty legs and my thighs, they'd be all crowded in those areas. If I were sold at the deli my meat would be worth more, because it's the fattiest cut. It would sizzle on the barbecue the most, and cannibals would rave about it the most after because it tastes the best and melts in your mouth. I would clog their arteries the most with my fat and my ass would be like crispy bacon, what everyone wants at brunch. I deserve to get eaten with a body like this.