Monday, July 11, 2011

ANA Confession 28556)

I think about what a delicacy I would be for cannibals or any other animal that eats flesh. Any predator would go for me out of a pack of humans, I'd be the most enjoyable and provide the most stored energy until their next meal. Animals or cannibals eating other humans caught (if there were any) would move over to my body like hyenas, cause I'd taste better cause I'm fattier. I picture them devouring my fatty legs and my thighs, they'd be all crowded in those areas. If I were sold at the deli my meat would be worth more, because it's the fattiest cut. It would sizzle on the barbecue the most, and cannibals would rave about it the most after because it tastes the best and melts in your mouth. I would clog their arteries the most with my fat and my ass would be like crispy bacon, what everyone wants at brunch. I deserve to get eaten with a body like this.