Life of the Party

Anyone who is the life of the party is really an attention seeker because the true life of the party is the party in your head. You don't have to be talking to anybody to have a good time. You can just talk to yourself, in your head. Or you can talk to an object that is not alive, and see what it has to say about it, in your head. Or you can watch people and laugh at them, in your head. You can get really drunk with yourself and think really rude thoughts about people you are watching, in your head, while you are saying it out loud, to their face, but you forget about it after because you black out.