Pubic Hair Phones

Has anyone else out there heard about pubic hair phones? Well supposedly they make these things in Thailand and take pubic hair sheared off people from 3rd world countries and then twist all the pubic hair until it's hard like plastic and then they mould it into a phone. Apparently it's better material for phones than plastic or fibreglass even, because of its sound conductability or some crap. Sounds like bullshit to me. That makes me fucking mad.