Fucktober

Fucktober, Fucktober, Fucktober. I can't believe it's come to this. The summer is dead, the air is freezing fucking cold, and Fucktober is upon is. At least Fucktober brings with it Halloween. Even though we have to wait through the whole fucking month of Fucktober to ever see that holiday. Mostly, Fucktober brings apples like Fucktember, scarecrows, fumpkins, and lots of other creepy shit, which is why it is redeemable. But still fucking.