I’m not so sure how I feel about those. I don’t really like them. Kit-Kats, Coffee crips, Smarties and Aero. They suck. Coffee crisp is ok but those are always the first to go. Aero’s always last because nobody wants an aero unless they’re trying to lose weight. I feel sorry for all the people who can only eat out of peanut free Halloween boxes because they’re missing out in life in ways they could never imagine. Those peanut free boxes are a bit pretentious too, I feel like. They remind me of waif alien-boy supermodels of today, where the boxes with snickers and peanut butter cups and all that make me think of the 90s supermodel. Is there any comparison? And don’t kid yourself – Kit kat will make you as fat as an Oh Henry will, they’re not a nice lite snack. At least with Oh henry you feel full after, whereas Kit Kat makes you feel like such a good choice-maker and then you eat 10 of them.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Halloween Peanut-Free Boxes
I’m not so sure how I feel about those. I don’t really like them. Kit-Kats, Coffee crips, Smarties and Aero. They suck. Coffee crisp is ok but those are always the first to go. Aero’s always last because nobody wants an aero unless they’re trying to lose weight. I feel sorry for all the people who can only eat out of peanut free Halloween boxes because they’re missing out in life in ways they could never imagine. Those peanut free boxes are a bit pretentious too, I feel like. They remind me of waif alien-boy supermodels of today, where the boxes with snickers and peanut butter cups and all that make me think of the 90s supermodel. Is there any comparison? And don’t kid yourself – Kit kat will make you as fat as an Oh Henry will, they’re not a nice lite snack. At least with Oh henry you feel full after, whereas Kit Kat makes you feel like such a good choice-maker and then you eat 10 of them.