Writer's Dilemma

Best Idea Ever

My sister came up with this last night, and since it's the best idea I've ever heard, I'm going to try and fulfill it this weekend, and every weekend I go out ever again. We are going to adopt fake names, as usual, but this is the highlight: we are going to use McDonalds names. One of us will be Ronnie, one of us will be Birdie, I will be FK (for Fry Kids) and my sis will be Grim, or Grimace Kowalchuk. When people ask why her name is Grimace, she will tell them: Do you have a fucking problem with that?

I DON'T think anybody will notice that it's all McDonalds names. I cant wait to be FK!

I popped a balloon, now everybody HATES me

I went to a scenester party and popped a balloon and then everybody HATED me after that. I POPPED A BALLOON. I practically RUINED the party. I guess it's taboo to pop a balloon on purpose at a scenester party. I guess it's just something you don't do. It's a real energy zapper for scenester dancefloors.

It was IMPULSIVE. It was IMPUlSIVE to pop that balloon. I was wearing 2 inch heels and all I wanted to do as soon as I got to the dancfloor and saw that balloon there was POP it with my heel. POP IT WITH MY HEEL. YOU try wearing heels around balloons and see what impulse comes over you. You try that next time, all you scenesters who are just STANDING around watching me.

...I did make one friend though...