I went to a scenester party and popped a balloon and then everybody HATED me after that. I POPPED A BALLOON. I practically RUINED the party. I guess it's taboo to pop a balloon on purpose at a scenester party. I guess it's just something you don't do. It's a real energy zapper for scenester dancefloors.
It was IMPULSIVE. It was IMPUlSIVE to pop that balloon. I was wearing 2 inch heels and all I wanted to do as soon as I got to the dancfloor and saw that balloon there was POP it with my heel. POP IT WITH MY HEEL. YOU try wearing heels around balloons and see what impulse comes over you. You try that next time, all you scenesters who are just STANDING around watching me.
...I did make one friend though...
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