Best Idea Ever

My sister came up with this last night, and since it's the best idea I've ever heard, I'm going to try and fulfill it this weekend, and every weekend I go out ever again. We are going to adopt fake names, as usual, but this is the highlight: we are going to use McDonalds names. One of us will be Ronnie, one of us will be Birdie, I will be FK (for Fry Kids) and my sis will be Grim, or Grimace Kowalchuk. When people ask why her name is Grimace, she will tell them: Do you have a fucking problem with that?

I DON'T think anybody will notice that it's all McDonalds names. I cant wait to be FK!