Fuckvember

Fuckvember is the time when I've got to buy the most gifts. Not because it's also Fucksmas season, but because everybody fucked around Vagentines day in Fuckruary of whatever year and then a ton of babies were born in Fuckvember. Haven't you noticed? Everybody's fuckin birthday is in Fuckvember. It's the universal symbol that everyone is still having sex and making babies. Fuck you, Vagentines day. Now I gotta buy presents because a bunch of people fucked.