I don't believe in Opposites Attract

. .. .. .. .. .. .... Look, I just want to commonlaw the male version of me, okay? So you all who are different, who don’t look like me or talk like me or act like me or think like me – you all can just go back to your porn. If you’re a guy who is my twin, basically, then go ahead and send me a myspace message, I’m sure I’ll get back to you.