eah. So when did Downy hire the person who's been doing advertising for Astroglide for the past 20 years? Or are they trying to convey to shoppers that fabric softener is the next lube. Cause what the FUCK is with these ads. Really? REALLY?
Because Downy--- your new bottles look like--- your new ADs --- look like LUBE. ahr har har har har har har har har har. But you did that on purpose? What? Are you, Downy? or are you Glidey? Or Lubey? Or Slickey? Or Softey?
Maybe communicate to your consumers if you are downy soft, or slickey hard, or what. Cause we're getting confused over here, Downy. We don't know whether to awash you in our babies' fleecies or our dicks n vaggies. So -- WHat the fuck.
Spice Blossom Dare?? What the hell is that?? Fuck off. It's so Cosmo meets Wet. It's like 30 middle aged people in a board room came up with that. Is it just me?!?! What the hell happened to "Original Scent", or "Tropical Breeze"...
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