Hmm, how should we keep the people working like animals without them rioting and pitchforking and revolutionizing all over the place?
Oh I know, I know, we'll pay them a little chicken feed. Give them some chicken feed and tell them they're working, they're not slaving, and then they'll shut up and be happy to at least have a job. They'll spend all their time worrying about how they're gonna feed all those mouths than actually question what the hell is going on.
Next week: Hey Guess What, You're All Dumb