How Scary Will This Day Be?

The day I say “damn I wish I was 37 because I am 42.” Five years difference. It’s like the difference between 22 “I’m the hottest thing on earth” compared to 27 “I’m not as shit hot as I thought I was” Oops I meant “27 I’m the hottest thing on earth” compared to “32 I’m not as shit hot as I thought I was” Oops I meant “32 I’m the hottest thing on earth” compared to 37” I’m not as shit hot as I thought I was.” Oops I meant “37 I’m the hottest thing on earth” compared to 42” I’m not as shit hot as I thought I was.” What?