I photobombed your Underwear Affair team photo and now you HATE me

I came to John B. I didn't know it was a fundraiser for colon cancer. I bought raffle tickets from you to try and win one of your countless prizes that I got to choose which ballot box to put my ticket in. And then you were all crowding around for your photo and I couldn't escape back to my table and so I posed with your colon cancer team for your team photo and then you HATED me after that. I practically am promoting colon cancer. I practically ruined your year. You put lots of time and money and effort into this fundraiser, and then to have someone pose, in the very back row, who doesn't belong, on your Team Colon Cancer photo, well now your Colon Cancer yearbook is RUINED. Every time you look at that Team colon cancer photo you will stew in anger, and it will affect the world. I RUINED CANCER. So many people will suffer more cancer because of me. Because I made a joke of it. Because I didn't take it SERIOUSLY like it should be taken, because I didn't know what it was for. I thought it was for rugby or swimming. I'm so sorry, Underwear Affair. Next time I'll pose nude.