Crush On You

You found out I've got a crush on you. Eh whatever I'll just deny it. You'll never know the truth. uh - what's that? - you found out from my best friend who can't keep a secret to save her life? Yeah well she can't keep her labia together either and she's also a big liar. So whatever. She probably has a crush on you, she's just trying to see how you'll react. She doesnt wanna scare you off cause she's a big slut and lots of guys hate sluts. They don't want kooties. Never knew a rumor could spread so fast? Never knew my bff's legs could spread so fast either. And trus me, after having a sleepover with her, i know. I think she might be bisexual, actually. Put the moves on me too. Except I've seen her period-stained underwear so THAT's never happening. Gross. She always wanted to read "Are you there god, it's Me Margaret" with me in elementary but I was never into those puberty books. Those were for lesbians. Anyways, yeah, she's a big liar and a slut. What else you wanna know?