Oooh God, it's an emergency! I'm stuck in this elevator, I'm stuck! What am I gonna do? I have claustrophobia. Oh, goodness, I'd better think of something - it could be hours before I get out of here. Hey - is that a phone? There's a phone in here??? Thank god, because I don't have a cellphone. PHEW. God I'm glad they put phones in elevators. Now all I have to do is-- hheeeeeyyyyyy... Is - is - is this phone bolted in? The phone is bolted in?!?! Why on earth would they bolt a phone in a place where there might be an emergency?? Well... It's a good thing I brought my screwdriver... heh heh heh. Yep, little ol me, always got my screwdriver on me for emergencies, I'll just take it out of my purse here. There we go, now I'll just unbolt this phone-- Oh fuck, it's a Robertson driver!
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