Sunday, April 19, 2009

Dream Interpretation


Interpret this:

I ended up running into "Bruce," an old fling who was persistently pursuing me as usual, and so I decided to give in I guess cause I was kinda horny, only catch was that he had an obese lady attached to his back. So anyways, I'm making out with "Bruce" and being like, do not lie on top of me you have an obese woman on your back, and I was also trying not to touch this woman because she had bed sores. And then, he was kissing me and I noticed that the obese lady was also sensuously licking my shoulder/neck and I freaked out and ended everything. He got even more persistent and so I was like "aren't you married now?" to which he did not deny, and that was it. I told him I was not sleeping with a married man who has an obese lady on his back.

What the hell?