The slut tattoo is looking sharp. It's enough to be noticed by the naked eye now, and I kind of want to show it off. I understand these sluts now that I have one of their tattoos. I get it.
Having this new slut tattoo has shifted my perspective somewhat. I look at the world through slightly different eyes. Eyes that go something like, "I have a slut tattoo, so fuck you." I get that slut cockiness now. I get the slut tan, the slut tanning beds, the slut lotion, the slut stickers, the slut bleached hair, the long polished slut nails. We may be making fun of those sluts from the outside, but they're making fun of us on the inside, in all their slutty hotness. And everybody knows, ahead of class, ahead of talent, and arguably even ahead of wealth, slutty is the most important thing.