Slut Tattoo Diary #3

I've gone 3 times now and the tattoo looks the same. How many times do you have to fuckin go? Do you have to work at a tanning salon? Do I need to get a job at a tanning salon so I can tan every day to make this slut tattoo work?

I think what I'm gonna do as a last ditch is go two days in a row. I'll go tomorrow and the day after. I've heard from tanning insiders that in order to maximize your tan before an event or a slut night out is go for two consecutive days and then rest a day and then maybe a day after that. Geez christ I'm not made of money though, that costs shit. Guess maybe I should get a job at the salon. That would = free tanning, good slut tattoo, cool friends.

...or perhaps tan in the real sun. That always gives the best tan. Oh yeah and I'm gonna bleach my hair. Because I forgot to say, slut tattoo includes bleached hair.

I'll take a picture after my 2-times-in-a-row tan, reason I haven't is cause I'm embarrassed this slut tat looks like shit. Maybe I should write a book. How To Get a Good Slut Tattoo. Interview some sluts. Go from my own experience. Make it all ironic but not really. I wonder if people would buy that. Maybe if I made it an e-book. Nah, it needs to be one of those glossy picture books you seen in Urban Outfitters that would be on some hipster-slut's coffee table. Gonna do it. Gonna pitch it. Nobody steal my idea. K.