How does the name Dilworth get to be on everyone's grass? How does that happen? How is it that I'm going to be seeing this countless times a day for the next couple months? Who would think that they'd get voted for with a name like Dilworth? How do you even get into politics with Dilworth, who makes these signs? this is just fantastical to me that this happens. There should be a documentary about it.
Fuck, I'll go vote for him just because. I'll get my ass to a poll station and vote fuckin Dilworth just because his name's Dilworth. Why not just make it Dickweed? Why not take it there, just bring it to that level, please politics. Next year I wanna see Dickweed all over the lawn.
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