There I said it. I like to do stuff like that. My kids won't know, I have carpeted floors, they won't hear the clicking from my bed to the bathroom and back several times for water, urination, and detoxifying vitamins. Heels in the night work great for stepping on silverfish that scuttle from under the dark when I flick the light on and look at a sex face in the mirror that hasn't had sex, just good high heels to bed. I like the feel of the heels

snagging the sheets. I like the dirt crumbs. I like clicking the heels together and pretending to be a slut Dorothy in bed with the wizard of oz. Not an old man, a young one with a topaz zodiac who controls everything and blue green slut shoes that match my blue green slut shoes.