I need to make a correction about Jeff. It reminds me of ROAST BEEF. That's what it is, roast beef with gravy. And also, this is only for the spelling with the "J" not the "Geoff" version. If your name if Geoff with a G, then you don't remind me of roast beef.
Steve - gravy
Jeff - meat, also stew kind of meat chunks
Dave - flank steak
Charles - cheese, those cheese nibs crackers
Scott - (this one's gross) bologne with that circle cheese in it, colorful bologne.
Corey - oreo cookies
Raymond - carrots (this is probably bc I knew a carrot top in elementary school named Raymond)
Melanie - grapefruit cut in half and eaten at breakfast time with a spoon. Does not remind me of a MELON. Reminds me of a GRAPEFRUIT cut in half, not a whole grapefruit.
Jerry - easy -- cherry
Lyle - lyme disease
Wes/Wesley - cooked weasel or rabbit
George - porridge, that's easy, like Georgie Porgie
Brent - french toast
Brett - hair barrettes
Craig - beer
Cory - also oreos, like Corey. But not as much. Just the black part, not the white part.