Enough with this “naughty or nice” bullshit. Yeah, way to teach a child unconditional love you conditional fuck. Well know what, parents? Santa ain’t gonna be around much longer if you keep dishing that bullshit. Kids are being born smarter and wiser every day and pretty soon they’re gonna start asking why Santa will only come when they’re good and then they aren’t gonna give a fuck about Santa anymore. They’re going to reject Santa. They’ll call you out, Parents. They’ll call you and your behavior control mechanisms out and then your behavior control mechanisms won’t work any more.