Monday, November 17, 2008

Where You Are In His Top Friends

shows a lot about what kind of relationship you and your boyfriend have. If you are in any of these spots in his top friends, congratulations, you are:

First spot: pussywhipping your boyfriend every moment of every day. Congratulations, this guy is your slave.
Second spot: You will never be his number one. You only take second place to all other things.
Third spot: this guy is making it obvious that you really aren't that important in his life.
Fourth spot: not bad, not bad. At least you made it to the top row.
Fifth-20th: you're on the roster! You are one of his girlfriends. Good for you!

Note: If you did not make it into his top friends, don't fret. He may be keeping you a secret, and sometimes that's a good thing.