Thursday, November 13, 2008

Please Stop Using the Word Cunt

Please stop using that word. If everyone continues to use the word cunt at the rate they are, it will lose all its power and then I won't have anything to call people I hate when I'm raging out. Please don't let the cunt fade away. Use cunt sparingly. Cunt is like antibiotics. Not all bugs need drugs. When dealing with the precious word cunt, one must be precise about who they are dealing it to. The party receiving cunt must be completely deserving of cunt, it can't just be the asshole who cunt you off in the turning lane. There is currently no heir to the word cunt, nothing that even compares to the raunchy dankness of this cunnting word. Keep cunt alive and keep it in power. Don't be greedy with cunt. Use it only when you need it. You'll know when the time is right.