If you like a song just a little too much, you should make it the song you wake up to in the morning. Then you won’t like it too much. You’ll fucking hate it. It’s a guarantee.
Or you could just use a recording of that bearded guy from the oxy clean commercial saying “People everywhere are discovering the stain fighting power of oxy clean.” And if you did that, you’d probably start killing people or fuck off to another dimension.
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