If You Smell a Donut

You MIGHT not be in a donut shop! Be careful! You might be in a strip club. There might be whores all around you. The donuts and cotton candy you are smelling might be a hooker who strategically placed that scent on her pulse points in order to garner a sexual response from the male part of the brain that gets him to spend money. Watch out! It's not cotton candy! It's a hookerR! She smells like candy and fluff but she doesn't on the inside. I knonw it's overwhelming, I smelt it too. But you've got to control yourselfc. You've got marshmallows at home. You ccan spend a little bit on the hooker. $5 at most. She will be happy with that. But don't let her carnival carnivorous cotton candy smelling neck and backbone and back tattoo fool yhou. She put that scent on her back tattoo. The put them on all her tattoos! She did it on purpose. She rubbed it in there. It will overtake you. she reads cosmo magazine and she knows about the studies they've conducted and she knows that the #1 turn on smell for a guy is DONUTS. And not just constable wiggums guys, Every guy! She's fucking with you,man. She's fucking with you., Don't spend $30 on a 5 min lap dance. Not worth it. Just buy a donut from Tim hortons, they're 80 cents and it opens at 4.