You Validate Meeeeeeeee

I just want to be with you! Because you would validate me. You would validate me as a human being. You would make all those people I went to high school with think that I’m actually okay now that I’m grown up. You would make everybody I pass on the street spin their heads in utter awe of our union together. We could be a power couple! You would validate my eye patch. And it’s size!