
Might as well blog about the weather like everyone else. If you are in the Lower Mainland area, it’s going to be cloudy. It will probably be raining. There might even be frost and you’ll have to find some way of getting that off your car.
There are upper troughs moving in from the west and lower troughs moving in from the east and they're blowing into each other and creating a grand formation of cumbinglinigus clouds. The cumbinglinigus clouds have a very positive charge, and this mixed with warm winds from the Pacific ocean means that it is going to start raining men. This is nothing to Hallelujah about. Crime will increase. People will get raped. Many people will die. If it starts to rain men, we suggest you lock your doors and run to your bomb shelter if you have one, for as long as you can or at least until the sperm dries up, which will be in about a week.