Who the HELL is this?? And where the hell did all the guys go? If I want to play tea party with my bears I’ll go back to grade 4. I wasn’t even this lame in grade 4, no girls were. Not ones I knew anyway. We made thriller sexcapades with our topless barbies. What’s with the cutsey-wutsey? Is this what girls want these days? I’m too far-gone in my deranged reality to know what the hell’s up with people anymore. I don’t think all my invisible friends are talking about PHIL when they are talking about 4th density ascension and the male balancing himself out with the female. I don’t think they’re talking about EMO BOY.
Not to mention you're boring, say something we haven't all thought before whilst taking a dump.
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I know I liked kite and puppet store boy and enchanted forest boy. But those guys weren’t working there because they loved kites and puppets and fairy tales and the 3 pigs. And if they did, they’d probably be gay and genuine. They were like 29 and they worked there cause they needed the money. They didn’t work there cause they knew it would get them hundreds of thousands of gaggling emo loving bimbos. These guys just wanted to get the fuck off work and probably go kite surfing, or do some other cool hobby, not puppeteer with tootsie rolls and vlog on youtube and be cute.
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I’m sending my owl on you, emo sap, she’s gonna rip your little fluff ball apart trying to find guts and edible parts…Nah she’s too smart for that. She’s too good for you.
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