The Wine Box

Well, I've come to that point in my life where I buy boxed wine because it's cheapest. It reminds me of a bag of urine. 

I can't even go to my favorite liquor store to get it because I don't think they'd sell it. I frequent the government liquor depots and pretend at each one that I'm having a boxed wine party with all my trendy friends. 

It's not that. It's for me. I'm a wine box girl.