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Trolling KFC Tonight

even if no sluts are on.

Chicken N' Whores

I thought I was the only one who trolled on KFC's FB wall. Apparently not. It's full of sluts looking for business. Why they think KFC FB would be the place to sell wank, I don't know, but I'm probably going there tonight so long as there's lots of sluts trollin.

KFC FB PARTY TONIGHT

See u there.

KFC's having a party - Come

If I knew enough cool people we'd go crash a real KFC. 

Here's a better invite.


We'll be in the back room, behind the "Just KFC" Kentucky Fried Chicken wall. 

Fuckit you know what? Their link's still not working. But you know whose is? KFC Australia. They're open, it's like 3pm there. I'm taking my BYOB KFC FB party to KFC Australia. See you there, suckos. I'll probably see Chris there, cause he follows me around and they have that tennis thing going on there. He'll be so fuckin popular. 

Donate him your blood and he'll donate you his chicken