Telepathic Food

I love eating telepathic food. It makes me feel skinnier. The telepathic shits that go along with that are even better.

All hail telepathic food. 

Telepathic Paying

I paid for my bar tab with telepathic money tonight. I feel like the bartender might have been upset at first, but it's all about karma, and the telepathic payment energy I sent him will benefit him in the end.