ANA Confession 28556)

I think about what a delicacy I would be for cannibals or any other animal that eats flesh. Any predator would go for me out of a pack of humans, I'd be the most enjoyable and provide the most stored energy until their next meal. Animals or cannibals eating other humans caught (if there were any) would move over to my body like hyenas, cause I'd taste better cause I'm fattier. I picture them devouring my fatty legs and my thighs, they'd be all crowded in those areas. If I were sold at the deli my meat would be worth more, because it's the fattiest cut. It would sizzle on the barbecue the most, and cannibals would rave about it the most after because it tastes the best and melts in your mouth. I would clog their arteries the most with my fat and my ass would be like crispy bacon, what everyone wants at brunch. I deserve to get eaten with a body like this.

Tampon People...

getting us to do all their advertising for them for free. Because you can't wear a tampon on the outside.









They also could have made the girl under "Own It" look a little less like Justin Bieber. I just assumed it was him out of my peripheral. Maybe they did it on purpose, who knows. All those little bieber lovers getting their first periods.

American Apparel's 12 Steps

1. We admitted we were powerless over conformity - that our lives had become aimlessly ironic.

2. Came to believe that a corporate Power greater than individuality could restore our sense of self.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of American Apparel as we saw it in all the ads.

4. Made a numbing and pointless inventory of our demoralized selves.

5. Surrendered to American Apparel, to our stupid selves, and to another human being the exact nature of our stupidity.

6. Were entirely ready to have American Apparel amplify these defects of character.

7. Narcissisticly asked American Apparel to reflect our narcissism.

8. Made a list of all persons we had blindly bought into, and became willing to kiss asses with them.

9. Made desperate imitations of such people wherever possible, except when to do so would cause them to be more attracting of attention than ourselves.

10. Continued to take personal shopping trips and when we were broke promptly called mom.

11. Sought through spending and randomizing our wardrobes to improve our desperate contact with American Apparel as we wore It, spending only for validation of its acceptance of us and the retardery to carry that out in public.

12. Having had a cultlike brainwashing as a result of these steps, we tried to send this message to conformists, and to infiltrate the world of art, literature, music, style, comedy, everything, the world, ever to remind us to place our veneration of American Apparel before everything else.

Fiancee Proposed During Sex

ANA Confession 23225)

I have a 20 month old, and had a mild bout of post partum depression after she was born. Before that I suffered roller coaster ana for most of my young adult life. While I was pregnant I worked really hard to overcome the illness so as to not starve the baby, and thought I had overcome it for the first year after. But lately all I do is compare what I eat to what she eats. I can't allow myself to eat more than she does at meals. Actually it's worse - I find she overeats and I have to stop myself. I feel horrible about this because what mother eats less than their 1yr old baby on purpose? What mother competes with her baby about how much they eat? What will I be comparing next - her measurements? (which I have measured btw - I know her arm and thigh measurements and I hate myself that mine's almost twice as big). I even am sometimes tempted to try on her shirts but have been able to refrain but who knows.

Twister Survey

Rejection Letter

My next step is to pitch it to CTV.

ANA Confession 27897)

I used to spell things with my alphagetti like "FAT"..."BITCH"..."FUCK YOU." My family thought it was funny. They'd give me vowels and noodles I didn't have to finish the phrases. What they didn't see was me glaring at the alphagetti in the toilet bowl when it came back up later, with some of the letters acid corroded and indecipherable and some letters still being left to spell things like G-U-N-T.

The Big Day

Trolling KFC Tonight

even if no sluts are on.

ANA Confession 28765)

I've come to use masturbation in place of eating or to curb my food cravings. Yesterday I masturbated so many times I lost track. I can't believe how despicable I feel. And it doesn't even work that well. Often times after I orgasm I'll go eat anyway and feel like such crap after that I go and masturbate again. It's a vicious cycle. I'm so ashamed I can't even look people in the eye, I can't have sex properly with my boyfriend. My privates have become sore and I'm still fat.

ANA Confession 26458)

I've had anorexia and a corresponding aversion to shitting since before I was a teenager. I don't know what started first, the food issues or the shit issues, all they've done is amplify one another and help each other out. Every time I shit I feel like a dirty person and I want to end shitting altogether. I've not shat for weeks at a time with use of diarrhea pills and starving. One time I didn't shit for a 3 weeks and I had to go to the hospital. I thought I dealt with the problem but lately when I'm on the toilet I hate myself again. When I have to wipe my ass after is the worst I get, I've gone so far as to wipe my shitty toilet paper on the food I'm going to eat so I don't eat it and to remind myself how disgusting I am. My parents used to hate changing my diaper, they fought over it. I remember this from when I was 2. Then they hated wiping my ass when I was potty trained. If they only knew how much I hate wiping my own ass now.

Tonight I'm applying at McDonalds

ANA Confession 24373)

For the month of February I only let myself eat snowflakes. I've been eating snow and had ed since about 14. My first year university i ate snow for the whole month bc I was actually able to without others' questioning. It's the only way I can look forward to the most depressing month of the year, is if I know I'm gonna lose 30 Ibs. Any time it snows all I'm allowed to eat is to go outside and stick my tongue in the air and catch snowflakes on my tongue. If it doesn't snow for 3 days I'm allowed to make snow cones (no flavoring, just snow) and I can also eat icicles if I can find them. I only drink water, but I try to get it with the snow. I ate a part of a snowman once. I hated myself, because I was binging on a kid's snowman. But I felt so satisfied ripping that carrot off its face and throwing it as far as I could and then just eating its head.

KFC FB PARTY TONIGHT

See u there.

Jo_ gives good advice

http://www.answerbag.com/profile/1443241

She's still a beginner though.

New Years Res Support

http://www.43things.com/

Design your own Graveyard

Who wants to submit a graveyard tonight? Meeee

http://cemetery.canadagenweb.org/AB/submit.html

Hints:
Go to your local obituary. Use a combination of the first and last name listed for today's date. 
e.g. Zapisocky, Terpsy

Who would YOU pick?

Question

Help answer this question below.

Who would you pick? A) Baby daddy & soul mate, but unfaithful and can't be trusted B) Unattractive guy who is perfect in every other way and worships you! C) Attractive guy who is immature and not long-term bf worthy D) Be single and lonely

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• by Jo_ 6 minutes ago
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  God this was tuff. It was extra hard for me too becuase I'm in the exact same position. With some minor diffrences. First of all, I would pick the baby daddy and soul mate, without question. Main reason is becuase its my sons daddy, and I think its importent to have the child be with his father. Also, a soul mate is a connection that transends space and time, so he could be with another woman and still be my soul mate, that dosent really matter to me or bother me, Ive had sex with other men.
  
  What gets complicated tho is B. I have a B. He's a very unattractive guy who is over twice my age (Im 23 he's 52). He's ugly and he is also my teacher. Im getting my GED and this B is my teacher and is in love with me. He's also the most genrous man Ive ever met, and he loves my son who he met at the daycare once. He's an amazing man with bad breah. And a terrible dresser! Id be so embarassed to choose him. I could never bring him home to my mom and brother, or my friends. We slep to gether once and it was actually quite good, I just held my breath mostly. But I did cum, and he pulled out, which I apprecated, (unlike my soul mate!). Anyways, so maybe Id pick B, butcause I love him too.
  
  BUT...there's more. I also have a C. Yes, that's right. C is a very attractive guy, a 10, who also has been after me a while. He's got a kid too, and is also a millionare. I met him thru my job. He's 33, and is a total jerk. But he buys me whatever I have ever asked for and more, and he also buys things for my son, and I'm also pregnent and he thinks its his (I dont know whos it is but I let him think its his) so he bought the fetus stuff too. And me stuff. He bought me a place to live close to my sons school. And my fetus has a crib and everything for when its born. HE's playful but a big jerk, he awnsers calls from girls all the time in front of me.
  
  I also have considerd D, but only for about a day. After a day I get too lonely and I call one of the men. I also have an D E F and maybe G but theyre not as close in the running for me to pick.
  
  Thanks, any input helps. I know noone's writen on here since 2009 but who knows.

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Top Friends Incident 101220-000067

Hi Myspace,

I went to edit my top friends today and it told me I could only have 8 top friends. I used to have 40. Indeed, I went back to my profile and only my top 8 friends were listed. Thanks for your attention to this issue.
Alison

Thanks for contacting Myspace. You can only include 8 of your friends in the Top Friends list.  If you want to swap up the order or put your best friends forward, follow these steps: 1. hover over My Stuff (in the upper nav bar) and click Friends  2. click Top Friends (in the blue banner)  3. click the X by your friend's profile picture to delete them from your Top Friends 4. hover over pictures of friends you want to add to your Top Friends, click the check box on the upper left, and click Add to Top Friends (just below the Top Friends box)  Important stuff to know: - you can add or remove friends from your Top Friends list anytime you like  - randomize the order of your Top Friends but clicking the "Customize - Reorder your Top Friends by dragging them into place" radio button  - set the order you want you your Top Friends to appear in by clicking the "Randomize - Changes every time your profile page refreshes" radio button Sincerely, The Myspace Support team myspace1@mailca.custhelp.com  RE: Top Friends [Incident: 101220-000067] This upsets me tremendously. I have a rather severe case of OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) and having 32 of my organized and meticulously thought-out top friends deleted has sent me into an extreme state of anxiety. I have called my doctor 6 times since the incident, (3 times in the past 24 hours) and will be admitted to the hospital tomorrow. Myspace was my anchor and a lot of what I lived for was in my profile. You guys have gone and blown that all away. I am in a near suicidal state now and that is why I am being admitted to the hospital. Please consider changing the options your long-time members have in regards to their profiles. From: myspace1@mailca.custhelp.com Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2010 08:53:51 -0800 Subject: Top Friends [Incident: 101220-000067]