Slut Tattoo Diary #5

The slut tattoo is looking sharp. It's enough to be noticed by the naked eye now, and I kind of want to show it off. I understand these sluts now that I have one of their tattoos. I get it.

Having this new slut tattoo has shifted my perspective somewhat. I look at the world through slightly different eyes. Eyes that go something like, "I have a slut tattoo, so fuck you." I get that slut cockiness now. I get the slut tan, the slut tanning beds, the slut lotion, the slut stickers, the slut bleached hair, the long polished slut nails. We may be making fun of those sluts from the outside, but they're making fun of us on the inside, in all their slutty hotness. And everybody knows, ahead of class, ahead of talent, and arguably even ahead of wealth, slutty is the most important thing.

Slut Tattoo Diary #4

I finally went slut tattooing yesterday after like a week and a half so it was almost like starting all over again from scratch. There was a white blob of an outline of bunny where the original one started but I have long LONG given up with the pen.

I'm confident after this slut tattoo session though, that I will have a decent slut tat for the summer if I don't give up. Only thing I realized is when I go to kits beach in my bikini I won't even be able to show my slut tat off cause I don't want it to disappear/burn. I haven't decided what I'm going to do about that yet. Obviously I will cover it up, but maybe I'll just continue to wear the sticker over it to make even more of a tattoo. Who cares. Is anyone gonna care that I'm working on my slut tattoo at the beach and not in a slut tattoo bed? Is that like, taboo amongst sluts in the slut world? These are questions I want answered for my How To Get a Good Slut Tattoo book that I am compiling right now. I guess I'll find out by the number of gawks I get when I wear my bunny sticker to the beach this summer.

You know what they should do... they should make the stickers look like actual tattoos. If you've ever had your own slut tattoo, you know what I'm talking about. If not, I have included a picture of what a slut tat sticker looks like, they are not pretty. They are bright red and look like a sticker. If they were black or purple or something and made of a material that resembles skin, that might be lucrative to whoever invents that. sigh...

Slut Tattoo Diary #3

I've gone 3 times now and the tattoo looks the same. How many times do you have to fuckin go? Do you have to work at a tanning salon? Do I need to get a job at a tanning salon so I can tan every day to make this slut tattoo work?

I think what I'm gonna do as a last ditch is go two days in a row. I'll go tomorrow and the day after. I've heard from tanning insiders that in order to maximize your tan before an event or a slut night out is go for two consecutive days and then rest a day and then maybe a day after that. Geez christ I'm not made of money though, that costs shit. Guess maybe I should get a job at the salon. That would = free tanning, good slut tattoo, cool friends.

...or perhaps tan in the real sun. That always gives the best tan. Oh yeah and I'm gonna bleach my hair. Because I forgot to say, slut tattoo includes bleached hair.

I'll take a picture after my 2-times-in-a-row tan, reason I haven't is cause I'm embarrassed this slut tat looks like shit. Maybe I should write a book. How To Get a Good Slut Tattoo. Interview some sluts. Go from my own experience. Make it all ironic but not really. I wonder if people would buy that. Maybe if I made it an e-book. Nah, it needs to be one of those glossy picture books you seen in Urban Outfitters that would be on some hipster-slut's coffee table. Gonna do it. Gonna pitch it. Nobody steal my idea. K.

Slut Tattoo Diary #2

This slut tattoo thing is a hard bit. First off might I suggest using a permanent pen in order that your regular pen does not wash off immediately in the shower right after you trace your sexy sticker with it.

I dunno about this ... I dunno. Im definitely going to follow through. I want a good slut tattoo for the summer. But I'm worried this bunny is gonna be all fucked up. It might be all over the place and look like shit. I don't want fuzzy lines. I want a nice white prominent bunny.

Another thing is now I have to tan like 3 times a week at least. These sluts are devoted, I'm not even taking them for granted anymore. They put lots of work in and they get good slut tats out. Any time you see a slut with a slut tattoo, know that she is a hard working slut of a woman.