Got Stoned by myself and went to Garden Works

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A Thing I've been Doing

I've been going here and submitting totally phony posts.

I've taken it too far.
Only do this if your Jiminy Cricket has fucked off with his wooden coo-coo clock doll.

...I just want to make an Ana laugh.

One thing I wanna Do

I wanna not appear in a photo. I want someone to take a picture of me and then we go review it after on their camera and I'm not even in it. It's just the background and where I was supposed to be. I'd be so proud of myself if that happened.

I've come close. There's been photos where I'm all a blur or half there. But I want to be in a group photo where I'm the only one not present.

Design your own Graveyard

Who wants to submit a graveyard tonight? Meeee

http://cemetery.canadagenweb.org/AB/submit.html

Hints:
Go to your local obituary. Use a combination of the first and last name listed for today's date. 
e.g. Zapisocky, Terpsy

Tilt-a-Whirl

I will be attending a parking lot carnival this weekend and will inevitably be riding on the Tilt-a-Whirl, a lot. Question is, what should I BRING on the tilt-a-whirl?

Scrambled eggs?
Liquid?
10,000 ducats?

I want something that will fly right out of my compartment and bounce everywhere and into people's faces and the carnies and stuff.

Rubber balls?
Springs?
A wig? Yeah I'll wear a wig that files off each time.

Maybe something that will make people think the ride is falling apart?

Ha ha.

Oh if there's a Zipper I could take suggestions for that too. All the rides, actually. Cookie, Gauthor57. What would you guys bring? I'm sure you've done this before. I'll ask my dad too. Hopefully they're playing some Classic rock on the rides! Nothing like that backwards cowgirl ride to ELO on the cr station.