Slut Tattoo Diary #5

The slut tattoo is looking sharp. It's enough to be noticed by the naked eye now, and I kind of want to show it off. I understand these sluts now that I have one of their tattoos. I get it.

Having this new slut tattoo has shifted my perspective somewhat. I look at the world through slightly different eyes. Eyes that go something like, "I have a slut tattoo, so fuck you." I get that slut cockiness now. I get the slut tan, the slut tanning beds, the slut lotion, the slut stickers, the slut bleached hair, the long polished slut nails. We may be making fun of those sluts from the outside, but they're making fun of us on the inside, in all their slutty hotness. And everybody knows, ahead of class, ahead of talent, and arguably even ahead of wealth, slutty is the most important thing.

Slut Tattoo Diary #4

I finally went slut tattooing yesterday after like a week and a half so it was almost like starting all over again from scratch. There was a white blob of an outline of bunny where the original one started but I have long LONG given up with the pen.

I'm confident after this slut tattoo session though, that I will have a decent slut tat for the summer if I don't give up. Only thing I realized is when I go to kits beach in my bikini I won't even be able to show my slut tat off cause I don't want it to disappear/burn. I haven't decided what I'm going to do about that yet. Obviously I will cover it up, but maybe I'll just continue to wear the sticker over it to make even more of a tattoo. Who cares. Is anyone gonna care that I'm working on my slut tattoo at the beach and not in a slut tattoo bed? Is that like, taboo amongst sluts in the slut world? These are questions I want answered for my How To Get a Good Slut Tattoo book that I am compiling right now. I guess I'll find out by the number of gawks I get when I wear my bunny sticker to the beach this summer.

You know what they should do... they should make the stickers look like actual tattoos. If you've ever had your own slut tattoo, you know what I'm talking about. If not, I have included a picture of what a slut tat sticker looks like, they are not pretty. They are bright red and look like a sticker. If they were black or purple or something and made of a material that resembles skin, that might be lucrative to whoever invents that. sigh...

Airplane Gas

Some people think they're chemtrails, trying to cover up the evidence of the reptilians coming over on their planet X. And in many realities it probably is that. But I think it's just the airplane taking a big fart. A fart across the sky!

Dream Interpretation

Interpret this:

I ended up running into "Bruce," an old fling who was persistently pursuing me as usual, and so I decided to give in I guess cause I was kinda horny, only catch was that he had an obese lady attached to his back. So anyways, I'm making out with "Bruce" and being like, do not lie on top of me you have an obese woman on your back, and I was also trying not to touch this woman because she had bed sores. And then, he was kissing me and I noticed that the obese lady was also sensuously licking my shoulder/neck and I freaked out and ended everything. He got even more persistent and so I was like "aren't you married now?" to which he did not deny, and that was it. I told him I was not sleeping with a married man who has an obese lady on his back.

What the hell?

I Want One

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Astral Projection

I'm finally learning how to astral project and I'm pretty excited about it although it might not be easy for me as I am not one with a "quiet mind." I thought I started to astral project yesterday while meditating and it was really cool cause I was in that pre-dream state and actually remember being with a few other people and being like "ok we're getting on the spaceship now" and then after that my body started feeling REALLY weird, like heavy in a way and I did NOT feel alone, almost like others were holding my hands, then I started seeing wicked geometric patterns and felt I was in space, then it stopped and I thought it was over.

However, now that I read up on AP, looks like I was only in a minimal, minimal stage and was nowhere near actually leaving my body, especially if I could feel it that intensely. I like this how-to site. I like the guy. I would love to go to one of his 20 hr workshops but he's probably in the desert somewhere in the US. Anyways, yeah gonna astral project. This is also good in case I ever go to jail, I'll just leave my body every day/night/all the time.

Joint Email

Trying to convince my boyfriend to get a joint email with me. I want a "Becky & Dan" account. He thinks it's a dumb idea but he's boring. I told him we could use it for swingers evites and stuff. He looked up from the paper at that suggestion so maybe we'll try it.