women start baring their breasts in public, legally, for say 10 years till it becomes no big deal to see a woman in our society topless...then what will happen? Will we go get labia implants? Maybe. But maybe it will become more "in" to have smaller labes - to get labal reductions. My prediction is..............Bigger labes. Guys will love that shit when tits don't matter. Long, boisterous labilicious labes.
Predictionnnnnnnsssss.
Friday, March 5, 2010
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Water Nymphs
It's not nymphomaniacs in water, guys.
Don't know who got it wrong - the people translating or the people writing it.
This (above) is not a water nymph. This is someone(s) who is trying to impress/satisfy a man through sex. Or get paid. This should just be a picture of her sexually worshiping and lapping through the waves of money, cause that's what she wants.
Obviously drawn by a man.
That's porn.
Porn. Porn. (use your imagination or google image)
Someone who's a water nymph, not a porn star, not a sex addict, loves sex but is just a little bit more in love with the water than she is with sex. It's a close call, but she loves water a little bit more. She wants them both, but she would choose the water over the sex. Sex - water = nothing. Water - sex = sexy. She's a water nymph. She's not a sex slave.
CALYPSO!!!
Don't know who got it wrong - the people translating or the people writing it.
This (above) is not a water nymph. This is someone(s) who is trying to impress/satisfy a man through sex. Or get paid. This should just be a picture of her sexually worshiping and lapping through the waves of money, cause that's what she wants.
Obviously drawn by a man.
That's porn.
Porn. Porn. (use your imagination or google image)
Someone who's a water nymph, not a porn star, not a sex addict, loves sex but is just a little bit more in love with the water than she is with sex. It's a close call, but she loves water a little bit more. She wants them both, but she would choose the water over the sex. Sex - water = nothing. Water - sex = sexy. She's a water nymph. She's not a sex slave.
CALYPSO!!!
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Don't Fuck Up This One
Gooooooooddddddddd. Better not sip this drink over the keyboard of this new laptop. Don't want to FUCK UP THIS ONE like I did the other one. Not with my water sip. Or my elbow kneel. I'd hate to be irresponsible and have a computer destroy itself because it can't handle a bit of universal cleanser.
Monday, March 1, 2010
Mel Gibson
What’s with Mel Gibson and his creepy energy lately? Creepy McCreeperson McGinty. He’s so schizotypal PD. He reminds me of the basketball star in high school who moved on to become a real estate agent with shifty eyes and a billboard on Calgary Trail.
Friday, February 26, 2010
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Monday, February 1, 2010
I Miss 2001 and Gisele
Gisele and her hunchy back and her star tattoo
Miss ya girl
You’re my favorite supermodel
Nazis, aliens, football player who cares.
Did you get stabbed in the arm – what is that scar from?
I feel like you were my mom in another life (maybe)
Way to channel your fuckin higher self on the runway Gisele.
Early 2000s Forever.
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