That family that can't stop having kids

You're modest??? How are you modest? You have 19 kids! You're just as much an advertisement for sex as the red light district you hypocrites.

Something We All Did

Who didn't watch the Hitchhiker late at night as a young kid in order to catch some soft core porn?

Andy Weaver

My English 100 instructor's name was Andy Weaver. Andy Weaver was a small bald man who I remember to have worn a fish necktie during the one or so class I attended. Andy Weaver sometimes talked about how he knew Tom Green growing up and how Tom Green was an ass. Andy Weaver assigned us to read 1. Dorian Gray by that famous guy and 2. something about cowboys by Michael Ondatje who wrote the English Patient (barf barf). I wonder about you, Andy Weaver. I wonder about you.

Ring Ring

Your lame phone's ringing. 2004 is calling.

Parking Meter Twins

We're twins. We work together to make your have to parallel park and to collectively take your money and give it to the same entity.
We're parking meter twins.

My first Motivational Poster

Corona!